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FILE 07500
MAD LASSIE #7500

MAD LASSIE #7500

LASSIE

32DAYS HELD

The hair is doing a great deal of work. No manual, no brakes. Terrible idea. Excellent Lassie.

LEVEL 314% MADNESS
HOW MAD IS YOUR LASSIE?
MAD DNA

Mad DNA — on-chain traits

9 REAL TRAITS
DARK
TYPE
JOY
EXPRESSION
BRAIDED
HAIR
CLOSED
EYES
SEIFUKU
CLOTHING
GREY
BACKGROUND
PURPLE
MOUTH
FEMALE
GENDER
FRIDA
HAT

WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH

DARKTYPE

ABSORBS THE ROOM.

JOYEXPRESSION

SUSPICIOUSLY PLEASED ABOUT THIS.

PERSONALITY TRACE

DARK × JOY

FULLY HUMAN. ALLEGEDLY. THE OPTIMISM IS BECOMING A SAFETY CONCERN.

Straight from on-chain metadata; the reads are MAD LABS' take, not rarity. Collection-wide trait rarity is COMING SOON.

02YOUR HOLD
32

DAYS TOGETHER

His full lifetime unlocks with deep history.

YOU26 SEP 2026
TODAYNOW
32
WITH YOU
03MAD IDENTITY

LASSIE

LEVEL 3140 XP

130 XP TO LEVEL 4

14

MILDLY UNWELL

ACHIEVEMENTS1/8 UNLOCKED
THE MAD STORY

YOUR CHAPTER

Just the one. No backup. No regrets.

Built different, and proud of the malfunction.

DEEP BIOGRAPHYCURRENT CHAPTER

26 SEP 2026ENTERED THIS WALLET.

32 DAYS LATER — STILL HERE.

CURRENT OWNER · CdPw…rjKn

32 days later. Holding the fort alone, badly.

1+
KNOWN PREVIOUS OWNERS
  • ENTERED THIS WALLET26 SEP 2026
  • TODAY32 DAYS LATER

We can verify the current chapter on-chain. Older history isn't available yet.

MAD LORE · FILE 07500

FROM THE ARCHIVE · STATUS: SEALED

STILL SEALED.

The Archive hasn't found this one yet. Mad Lads holders break one seal every 24 hours, at random — this one could be next.

ENTER THE ARCHIVE →
08CERTIFIED MAD

CERTIFIED MAD.

We uncovered the full file. Now show it.

Can one of yours beat this one?

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TOKEN DETAILS
MINT ADDRESS
5tUnam…beE6w1
CREATOR ROYALTY4.2%
COLLECTIONMAD LADS · VERIFIED ✓
TOKEN TYPEREGULAR NFT