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FILE 03295
MAD LASSIE #3295

MAD LASSIE #3295

LASSIE

272DAYS HELD

Reads as friendly. Looks friendly. Highly suspicious. The chain allowed this.

LEVEL 432% MADNESS
MAD DNA

Mad DNA — on-chain traits

8 REAL TRAITS
LIGHT
TYPE
SMILE
EXPRESSION
BLUNT BANGS BLONDE
HAIR
BLUE
EYES
BLOUSE
CLOTHING
GREEN
BACKGROUND
PINK
MOUTH
FEMALE
GENDER

WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH

LIGHTTYPE

BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.

SMILEEXPRESSION

TOO FRIENDLY TO TRUST.

PERSONALITY TRACE

LIGHT × SMILE

RUNS BRIGHT. FAR TOO FRIENDLY ABOUT IT.

Straight from on-chain metadata; the reads are MAD LABS' take, not rarity. Collection-wide trait rarity is COMING SOON.

02YOUR HOLD
272

DAYS TOGETHER

His full lifetime unlocks with deep history.

YOU30 JAN 2026
TODAYNOW
272
WITH YOU
03MAD IDENTITY

LASSIE

LEVEL 4460 XP

20 XP TO LEVEL 5

32

GETTING MAD

ACHIEVEMENTS1/8 UNLOCKED
THE MAD STORY

YOUR CHAPTER

A one-Lassie army, apparently.

Still glowing. Still refusing to act normal.

DEEP BIOGRAPHYCURRENT CHAPTER

30 JAN 2026ENTERED THIS WALLET.

272 DAYS LATER — STILL HERE.

CURRENT OWNER · 9HWR…nwUg

272 days later. Still here. Still solo. Still a problem.

1+
KNOWN PREVIOUS OWNERS
  • ENTERED THIS WALLET30 JAN 2026
  • TODAY272 DAYS LATER

We can verify the current chapter on-chain. Older history isn't available yet.

MAD LORE · FILE 03295

FROM THE ARCHIVE · STATUS: SEALED

STILL SEALED.

The Archive hasn't found this one yet. Mad Lads holders break one seal every 24 hours, at random — this one could be next.

ENTER THE ARCHIVE →
08CERTIFIED MAD

CERTIFIED MAD.

We uncovered the full file. Now show it.

Can one of yours beat this one?

LIKE THE LAB?

KEEP THE LAB RUNNING.

MAD LABS is a free community experiment. Want to keep the chaos running?

TOKEN DETAILS
MINT ADDRESS
ANvj8A…fi53Kj
CREATOR ROYALTY4.2%
COLLECTIONMAD LADS · VERIFIED ✓
TOKEN TYPEREGULAR NFT