
MAD LASSIE #3295
LASSIE
Reads as friendly. Looks friendly. Highly suspicious. The chain allowed this.
Mad DNA — on-chain traits
8 REAL TRAITSWHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH
BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.
TOO FRIENDLY TO TRUST.
PERSONALITY TRACE
LIGHT × SMILE
RUNS BRIGHT. FAR TOO FRIENDLY ABOUT IT.
Straight from on-chain metadata; the reads are MAD LABS' take, not rarity. Collection-wide trait rarity is COMING SOON.
DAYS TOGETHER
His full lifetime unlocks with deep history.
LASSIE
20 XP TO LEVEL 5
GETTING MAD
YOUR CHAPTER
A one-Lassie army, apparently.
Still glowing. Still refusing to act normal.
30 JAN 2026ENTERED THIS WALLET.
272 DAYS LATER — STILL HERE.
CURRENT OWNER · 9HWR…nwUg
272 days later. Still here. Still solo. Still a problem.
- ENTERED THIS WALLET30 JAN 2026
- TODAY272 DAYS LATER
We can verify the current chapter on-chain. Older history isn't available yet.
CERTIFIED MAD.
We uncovered the full file. Now show it.
Can one of yours beat this one?
KEEP THE LAB RUNNING.
MAD LABS is a free community experiment. Want to keep the chaos running?