MAD SQUAD
9 LADS LIVE HERE.
#790
#2974
#3375COSMIC HR VIOLATION
9 OF THEM.
TOO BRIGHT, PLUS ONE FROM ORBIT.
FIVE GLOW.
TWO ARE STILL BUFFERING.
ONE SEES STARS.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
THIS WALLET HAS ISSUES.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Several glow. One's already in orbit.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.