MAD SQUAD
FOUR LADS LIVE HERE.
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#8547THE LIGHT PROBLEM
FOUR OF THEM.
BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.
THREE GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
NOBODY'S SUPERVISING.
SQUAD DNA
02SPECIES
LIGHT×3
ANDROID×1
CLASS MIX
2LADS
2LASSIES
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
LIGHT SHOWAt least 2 LIGHT members.
LADS & LASSIESAt least one LAD and one LASSIE.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.
SQUAD WALLET