MAD SQUAD
7 LADS LIVE HERE.
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#5746THE LIGHT PROBLEM
A FULL HOUSE.
BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.
TWO ARE STILL BUFFERING.
TWO GLOW.
THREE ARE JUST FERAL.
NO ADULTS INVOLVED.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE INSTIGATOR
Came armed. To a personality test.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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