MAD SQUAD
16 LADS LIVE HERE.
#1180
#1380
#1940AN OFF-WORLD INCIDENT
A FULL HOUSE.
ALL GLOW, ONE GALAXY, NO PLAN.
NINE GLOW.
TWO ARE STILL BUFFERING.
ONE SEES STARS.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
THIS WALLET HAS ISSUES.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Several glow. One's already in orbit.
All lads. Predictably.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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