MAD SQUAD
8 LADS LIVE HERE.
#1235
#2004
#2832THE QUESTIONABLE BOARD
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
SOMEONE LEFT THE LIGHTS ON.
THREE GLOW.
TWO ARE STILL BUFFERING.
THREE ARE JUST FERAL.
SEND HELP.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.

THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.

THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE INSTIGATOR
Came armed. To a personality test.

THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.

THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.







