MAD SQUAD
14 LADS LIVE HERE.
#84
#308
#340A LUMEN SURPLUS
14 OF THEM.
BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.
EIGHT GLOW.
TWO ARE STILL BUFFERING.
FOUR ARE JUST FERAL.
NONE SHOULD HAVE ADMIN ACCESS.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.

THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.

THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.

THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.

THE ENABLER
Never once said no.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
Nobody here is supervising anybody.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
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