MAD SQUAD
5 LADS LIVE HERE.
#269
#1663
#2381+2 MORE
AUTOMATED COLLECTIVE
A FULL HOUSE.
BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.
TWO GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
TWO ARE JUST FERAL.
SEND HELP.
SQUAD DNA
03SPECIES
DARK×2
LIGHT×2
ANDROID×1
CLASS MIX
4LADS
1LASSIE
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MAD HOUSE5 or more Lads living together.
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
MIXED SIGNALS3 or more distinct species.
LIGHT SHOWAt least 2 LIGHT members.
LADS & LASSIESAt least one LAD and one LASSIE.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
No adult was present for this.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.
SQUAD WALLET