MAD SQUAD
FOUR LADS LIVE HERE.
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#9525THE MALFUNCTIONING BOARD
FOUR OF THEM.
FAR TOO MUCH LIGHT.
TWO GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE IS JUST FERAL.
NONE SHOULD HAVE ADMIN ACCESS.
SQUAD DNA
03SPECIES
LIGHT×2
ANDROID×1
DARK×1
CLASS MIX
4LADS
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
MIXED SIGNALS3 or more distinct species.
LIGHT SHOWAt least 2 LIGHT members.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
No adult was present for this.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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SQUAD WALLET