MAD SQUAD
11 LADS LIVE HERE.
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#2154THE MIXED-SIGNAL DEPARTMENT
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
TOO BRIGHT, PLUS ONE FROM ORBIT.
EIGHT GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE SEES STARS.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
NONE SHOULD HAVE ADMIN ACCESS.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Several glow. One's already in orbit.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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