MAD SQUAD
20 LADS LIVE HERE.
#40
#93
#1454AN UNPATCHED DEPLOYMENT
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
SOMEONE LEFT THE LIGHTS ON.
TWELVE GLOW.
TWO ARE STILL BUFFERING.
SIX ARE JUST FERAL.
NOBODY'S SUPERVISING.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
Nobody here is supervising anybody.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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