MAD SQUAD
9 LADS LIVE HERE.
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#2561THE MIXED-SIGNAL DEPARTMENT
A FULL HOUSE.
TOO MUCH LIGHT.
ONE COSMIC PROBLEM.
FIVE GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE SEES STARS.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
THIS WALLET HAS ISSUES.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.

THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.

THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.

THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.

THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Several glow. One's already in orbit.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
No adult was present for this.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.








