MAD SQUAD
THREE LADS LIVE HERE.
#6372
#7095
#7183AN UNPATCHED DEPLOYMENT
THREE LADS.
RUNNING UNPATCHED.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE SEES STARS.
ONE GLOWS.
THIS WALLET HAS ISSUES.
SQUAD DNA
03SPECIES
ANDROID×1
GALAXY×1
LIGHT×1
CLASS MIX
2LADS
1LASSIE
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
MIXED SIGNALS3 or more distinct species.
LADS & LASSIESAt least one LAD and one LASSIE.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.

THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.

THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
3 species, zero common ground.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
No adult was present for this.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.
SQUAD WALLET


