MAD SQUAD
15 LADS LIVE HERE.
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#2346THE BAD-DECISION COMMITTEE
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
SOMEONE LEFT THE LIGHTS ON.
EIGHT GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
SIX ARE JUST FERAL.
NONE SHOULD HAVE ADMIN ACCESS.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE INSTIGATOR
Came armed. To a personality test.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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