MAD SQUAD
11 LADS LIVE HERE.
#552
#908
#1349AN UNPATCHED DEPLOYMENT
A FULL HOUSE.
ALL GLOW, ONE GALAXY, NO PLAN.
FIVE GLOW.
TWO SEE STARS.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
THIS WALLET HAS ISSUES.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE ENABLER
Never once said no.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.

THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.

THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.

THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.

THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.

THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.

THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Several glow. One's already in orbit.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.










