MAD SQUAD
9 LADS LIVE HERE.
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#489
#5551A LUMEN SURPLUS
9 OF THEM.
ALL GLOW, ONE GALAXY, NO PLAN.
FIVE GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE SEES STARS.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
THIS WALLET HAS ISSUES.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Several glow. One's already in orbit.
All lads. Predictably.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.