MAD SQUAD
8 LADS LIVE HERE.
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#3941THE MIXED-SIGNAL HOUSE
8 OF THEM.
BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.
FIVE GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE IS TECHNICALLY DEAD.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
THIS WALLET HAS ISSUES.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE REVENANT
Technically deceased. Still has notes.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE INSTIGATOR
Came armed. To a personality test.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.