MAD SQUAD
18 LADS LIVE HERE.
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#1802
#3686THE BAD-DECISION COMMITTEE
18 OF THEM.
TOO MUCH LIGHT.
ONE COSMIC PROBLEM.
ELEVEN GLOW.
ONE SEES STARS.
ONE IS TECHNICALLY DEAD.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
THIS WALLET HAS ISSUES.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE INSTIGATOR
Came armed. To a personality test.
THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.
THE REVENANT
Technically deceased. Still has notes.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Several glow. One's already in orbit.
All lads. Predictably.
Nobody here is supervising anybody.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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