MAD SQUAD
5 LADS LIVE HERE.
#3328
#4914
#5971+2 MORE
COSMIC HR VIOLATION
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
ONE OF THEM IS STILL BUFFERING.
THREE ARE STILL BUFFERING.
ONE SEES STARS.
ONE GLOWS.
SEND HELP.
SQUAD DNA
03SPECIES
ANDROID×3
GALAXY×1
LIGHT×1
CLASS MIX
5LADS
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MAD HOUSE5 or more Lads living together.
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
MIXED SIGNALS3 or more distinct species.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE INSTIGATOR
Came armed. To a personality test.
THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
3 species, zero common ground.
All lads. Predictably.
Nobody here is supervising anybody.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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SQUAD WALLET