MAD SQUAD
FOUR LADS LIVE HERE.
#4048
#4547
#8383
#9005COSMIC HR VIOLATION
FOUR LADS.
NOBODY IS FROM EARTH.
TWO SEE STARS.
ONE GLOWS.
ONE IS JUST FERAL.
NOBODY'S SUPERVISING.
SQUAD DNA
03SPECIES
GALAXY×2
DARK×1
LIGHT×1
CLASS MIX
3LADS
1LASSIE
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
MIXED SIGNALS3 or more distinct species.
GALAXY BRAIN TRUSTAt least 2 GALAXY members.
LADS & LASSIESAt least one LAD and one LASSIE.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.

THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
2 species, zero common ground.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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SQUAD WALLET



