MAD SQUAD
15 LADS LIVE HERE.
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#1585THE LIGHT PROBLEM
15 OF THEM.
FAR TOO MUCH LIGHT.
EIGHT GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
SIX ARE JUST FERAL.
NO ADULTS INVOLVED.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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