MAD SQUAD
5 LADS LIVE HERE.
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#50+2 MORE
THE LIGHT PROBLEM
A FULL HOUSE.
ALL GLOW, ONE GALAXY, NO PLAN.
TWO GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE SEES STARS.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
THIS WALLET HAS ISSUES.
SQUAD DNA
04SPECIES
LIGHT×2
ANDROID×1
DARK×1
GALAXY×1
CLASS MIX
4LADS
1LASSIE
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MAD HOUSE5 or more Lads living together.
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
MIXED SIGNALS3 or more distinct species.
LIGHT SHOWAt least 2 LIGHT members.
LADS & LASSIESAt least one LAD and one LASSIE.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Several glow. One's already in orbit.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
Nobody here is supervising anybody.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.
SQUAD WALLET