MAD SQUAD
TWO LADS LIVE HERE.
#2091
#9474THE COSMIC ALLIANCE
A PAIR.
FIRMWARE: CHAOS.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE SEES STARS.
SEND HELP.
SQUAD DNA
02SPECIES
ANDROID×1
GALAXY×1
CLASS MIX
1LAD
1LASSIE
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
LADS & LASSIESAt least one LAD and one LASSIE.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
2 species, zero common ground.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.
SQUAD WALLET