MAD SQUAD
18 LADS LIVE HERE.
#1834
#1898
#2526CROSS-WIRED INCIDENT
18 OF THEM.
SOMEONE LEFT THE LIGHTS ON.
TEN GLOW.
TWO ARE STILL BUFFERING.
SIX ARE JUST FERAL.
SEND HELP.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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