MAD SQUAD
36 LADS LIVE HERE.
#201
#1087
#1222AN OFF-WORLD INCIDENT
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
ALL GLOW, ONE GALAXY, NO PLAN.
19 GLOW.
TEN SEE STARS.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
SEND HELP.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.

THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE ENABLER
Never once said no.

THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE ENABLER
Never once said no.

THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.

THE INSTIGATOR
Came armed. To a personality test.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.

THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.

THE ENABLER
Never once said no.

THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.

THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE ENABLER
Never once said no.

THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Several glow. One's already in orbit.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
No adult was present for this.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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