MAD SQUAD
5 LADS LIVE HERE.
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THE ASSEMBLY OF THE CROSS-WIRED
5 OF THEM.
RUNNING UNPATCHED.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE GLOWS.
THREE ARE JUST FERAL.
SEND HELP.
SQUAD DNA
03SPECIES
DARK×3
ANDROID×1
LIGHT×1
CLASS MIX
4LADS
1LASSIE
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MAD HOUSE5 or more Lads living together.
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
MIXED SIGNALS3 or more distinct species.
LADS & LASSIESAt least one LAD and one LASSIE.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
2 species, zero common ground.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.
SQUAD WALLET