MAD SQUAD
5 LADS LIVE HERE.
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THE QUESTIONABLE BOARD
5 OF THEM.
FIRMWARE: CHAOS.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE GLOWS.
THREE ARE JUST FERAL.
NONE SHOULD HAVE ADMIN ACCESS.
SQUAD DNA
03SPECIES
DARK×3
ANDROID×1
LIGHT×1
CLASS MIX
5LADS
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MAD HOUSE5 or more Lads living together.
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
MIXED SIGNALS3 or more distinct species.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
2 species, zero common ground.
All lads. Predictably.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.
SQUAD WALLET