MAD SQUAD
THREE LADS LIVE HERE.
#1179
#2286
#5420AN UNPATCHED DEPLOYMENT
THREE LADS.
FIRMWARE: CHAOS.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE GLOWS.
ONE IS JUST FERAL.
THIS WALLET HAS ISSUES.
SQUAD DNA
03SPECIES
ANDROID×1
DARK×1
LIGHT×1
CLASS MIX
3LADS
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
MIXED SIGNALS3 or more distinct species.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
2 species, zero common ground.
All lads. Predictably.
Nobody here is supervising anybody.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.
SQUAD WALLET


