MAD SQUAD
13 LADS LIVE HERE.
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#1230THE MIXED-SIGNAL DEPARTMENT
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
ALL GLOW, ONE GALAXY, NO PLAN.
EIGHT GLOW.
THREE SEE STARS.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
SEND HELP.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE INSTIGATOR
Came armed. To a personality test.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Several glow. One's already in orbit.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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