MAD SQUAD
8 LADS LIVE HERE.
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#2081
#3113THE LIGHT PROBLEM
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
FAR TOO MUCH LIGHT.
SIX GLOW.
TWO ARE JUST FERAL.
NONE SHOULD HAVE ADMIN ACCESS.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.

THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.

THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.

THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.

THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
All one species. The echo chamber is real.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.







