MAD SQUAD
13 LADS LIVE HERE.
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#1500THE UNSUPERVISED DEPARTMENT
13 OF THEM.
SOMEONE LEFT THE LIGHTS ON.
NINE GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE IS TECHNICALLY DEAD.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
IT SOMEHOW WORKS.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE REVENANT
Technically deceased. Still has notes.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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