MAD SQUAD
15 LADS LIVE HERE.
#453
#1401
#1549THE UNSUPERVISED DEPARTMENT
A FULL HOUSE.
SOMEONE LEFT THE LIGHTS ON.
TEN GLOW.
THREE ARE STILL BUFFERING.
TWO ARE JUST FERAL.
NO ADULTS INVOLVED.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE ENABLER
Never once said no.

THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.

THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.

THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.

THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.

THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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