MAD SQUAD
FOUR LADS LIVE HERE.
#4072
#5566
#6313
#8337COSMIC HR VIOLATION
FOUR OF THEM.
MORTALITY IS A DETAIL.
ONE SEES STARS.
ONE GLOWS.
ONE IS TECHNICALLY DEAD.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
NOBODY'S SUPERVISING.
SQUAD DNA
04SPECIES
DARK×1
GALAXY×1
LIGHT×1
SKULL×1
CLASS MIX
4LADS
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
MIXED SIGNALS3 or more distinct species.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.
THE REVENANT
Technically deceased. Still has notes.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE INSTIGATOR
Came armed. To a personality test.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
3 species, zero common ground.
All lads. Predictably.
No adult was present for this.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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SQUAD WALLET