MAD SQUAD
12 LADS LIVE HERE.
#174
#1336
#1359THE LIGHT PROBLEM
12 OF THEM.
TOO MUCH LIGHT.
ONE COSMIC PROBLEM.
SEVEN GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
ONE SEES STARS.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
SEND HELP.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE ENABLER
Never once said no.

THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.

THE REVENANT
Technically deceased. Still has notes.

THE INSTIGATOR
Came armed. To a personality test.

THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.

THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.

THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Several glow. One's already in orbit.
All lads. Predictably.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
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