MAD SQUAD
8 LADS LIVE HERE.
#350
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#3504THE LIGHT PROBLEM
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
BRIGHTNESS AT MAXIMUM.
FIVE GLOW.
THREE ARE STILL BUFFERING.
IT SOMEHOW WORKS.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
No adult was present for this.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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