MAD SQUAD
12 LADS LIVE HERE.
#24
#25
#30AN UNPATCHED DEPLOYMENT
A FULL HOUSE.
FAR TOO MUCH LIGHT.
EIGHT GLOW.
THREE ARE STILL BUFFERING.
ONE IS JUST FERAL.
NOBODY'S SUPERVISING.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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