MAD SQUAD
11 LADS LIVE HERE.
#1581
#1703
#2065COSMIC HR VIOLATION
A FULL HOUSE.
ENTIRELY OFF-WORLD.
FOUR SEE STARS.
TWO ARE TECHNICALLY DEAD.
ONE GLOWS.
THE REST DEFY DESCRIPTION.
THIS WALLET HAS ISSUES.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE REVENANT
Technically deceased. Still has notes.
THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
3 species, zero common ground.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.