MAD SQUAD
9 LADS LIVE HERE.
#2964
#3574
#3606AN UNPATCHED DEPLOYMENT
9 OF THEM.
SOMEONE LEFT THE LIGHTS ON.
FOUR GLOW.
TWO ARE STILL BUFFERING.
THREE ARE JUST FERAL.
IT SOMEHOW WORKS.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE INSTIGATOR
Came armed. To a personality test.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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