MAD SQUAD
21 LADS LIVE HERE.
#1121
#1241
#1328A LUMEN SURPLUS
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
SOMEONE LEFT THE LIGHTS ON.
14 GLOW.
FOUR ARE STILL BUFFERING.
THREE ARE JUST FERAL.
SEND HELP.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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