MAD SQUAD
10 LADS LIVE HERE.
#97
#986
#1227A LUMEN SURPLUS
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
SOMEONE LEFT THE LIGHTS ON.
SIX GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
THREE ARE JUST FERAL.
IT SOMEHOW WORKS.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.

THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.

THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE ENABLER
Never once said no.

THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.

THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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