MAD SQUAD
8 LADS LIVE HERE.
#1320
#5810
#6673THE LIGHT PROBLEM
8 OF THEM.
SOMEONE LEFT THE LIGHTS ON.
FOUR GLOW.
FOUR ARE JUST FERAL.
NOBODY'S SUPERVISING.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES

THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.

THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.

THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.

THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.

THE ENABLER
Never once said no.

THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.

THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.

THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
All one species. The echo chamber is real.
All lads. Predictably.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.







