MAD SQUAD
5 LADS LIVE HERE.
#275
#1024
#5999+2 MORE
COSMIC HR VIOLATION
A FULL HOUSE.
NO TWO ALIKE.
ONE SEES STARS.
ONE GLOWS.
THREE ARE JUST FERAL.
NONE SHOULD HAVE ADMIN ACCESS.
SQUAD DNA
03SPECIES
DARK×3
GALAXY×1
LIGHT×1
CLASS MIX
1LAD
4LASSIES
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MAD HOUSE5 or more Lads living together.
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
MIXED SIGNALS3 or more distinct species.
LADS & LASSIESAt least one LAD and one LASSIE.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE COSMIC PROBLEM
Already mentally off-planet.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
2 species, zero common ground.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
Supervision was never on the table.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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SQUAD WALLET