MAD SQUAD
9 LADS LIVE HERE.
#686
#5477
#5954A LUMEN SURPLUS
A FULL HOUSE.
SOMEONE LEFT THE LIGHTS ON.
FOUR GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
FOUR ARE JUST FERAL.
SEND HELP.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
Nobody here is supervising anybody.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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