MAD SQUAD
5 LADS LIVE HERE.
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UNPATCHED INCIDENT
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
SOMEONE LEFT THE LIGHTS ON.
THREE GLOW.
TWO ARE STILL BUFFERING.
NONE SHOULD HAVE ADMIN ACCESS.
SQUAD DNA
02SPECIES
LIGHT×3
ANDROID×2
CLASS MIX
2LADS
3LASSIES
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MAD HOUSE5 or more Lads living together.
THREE'S A PROBLEM3 or more Lads in one wallet.
DOUBLE TROUBLE2 or more Lads — a Squad exists.
LIGHT SHOWAt least 2 LIGHT members.
LADS & LASSIESAt least one LAD and one LASSIE.
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
Lads and lassies. No referee.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
This wallet has issues. Let everyone know.
SQUAD WALLET