MAD SQUAD
20 LADS LIVE HERE.
#390
#713
#1685A LUMEN SURPLUS
A MAD HOUSE, LITERALLY.
FAR TOO MUCH LIGHT.
ELEVEN GLOW.
ONE IS STILL BUFFERING.
EIGHT ARE JUST FERAL.
NO ADULTS INVOLVED.
SQUAD DNA
SQUAD ACHIEVEMENTS
MEET THE SQUAD
Every Lad and Lassie in this wallet. Open any one for the full diagnosis.
SQUAD ROLES
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE BRIGHT SPOT
Lighting the room, asked or not.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE ALIBI
Looks responsible. This is misleading.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE LOOSE CANNON
Already furious about something.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE REASON THERE'S NO PLAN
Far too cheerful to supervise.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
THE WILDCARD
Unclassified. Mildly concerning.
THE WITNESS
Saw everything. Admits nothing.
THE ENABLER
Never once said no.
THE ACCOMPLICE
Here for it, whatever it is.
THE MALFUNCTION
Running a protocol of its own.
THE LIABILITY
Insurance would not cover this.
THE QUIET ONE
Says little. Plans plenty.
WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER
Too many light sources. Nobody dimmed.
All lads. Predictably.
The group chat is a crime scene.
PAIR TROUBLE
What happens when two of them collide. Deterministic — the same pair, every time.
PICK A FIGHT
MAKE TWO OF THEM CLASH.
SHARE THE MADHOUSE.
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