1 VOICES ON RECORD
YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT GUTTER ALLEY?
KNOWN AS · Gutter Alley
“FERAL WATTAGE.”
Everyone in the Narrows has heard him say it: the Lads jersey is only being looked after.
AS TOLD IN THE BAR · a street sweeper who sees everything
“Everybody in here has a story about Gutter Alley. Mine's the true one. He was the smallest kid on his block until the day he wasn't — and the Narrows has never forgotten that day. He has always burned a few degrees too bright; rooms get warmer when he is angry.”
EVIDENCE
THE GOOD PART
“Here's the bit nobody believes. A tailor in the Narrows once offered to alter the Lads jersey to fit him properly. He refused, politely, and said it had to fit whoever came back for it.”
HE SAYS IT CANNOT BE SOLD.
HE HAS BEEN OFFERED A FORTUNE FOR THE LADS JERSEY.
LAST ORDERS
“He is teaching the new kids the shortcuts. Just not all of them. That's my version, and I was nearly there.”
THE BAR GOES QUIET FOR THIS PART.
WHAT THE LADS JERSEY IS BEING RETURNED FOR.
STATUSOWNED
PULL THE SEAL ALONG THE TAPE — OR BREAK IT.
PERSONAL ACCESS · CHANGES NOTHING IN THE ARCHIVE
THE FILE ENDS BEHIND THE SEAL.
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