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FILE REGISTRATION ERROR · 08218 · NO RECORD OF ISSUE

Mad LASSIE #8218

SHE BOUGHT THE STREET TO WIN AN ARGUMENT.

“ZERO GRAVITY. FULL SEND.”

She gives everyone in the Atelier Quarter a nickname within a minute of meeting them, and every single one has stuck. That is the first thing anyone tells you about Comet Mint.

LAST SEEN

Last seen in the Atelier Quarter, where the paint never dries and neither do the arguments. She still keeps an office at the top of the tallest building on the Gilded Mile. The lift only goes there if she likes you.

RECOVERED FRAGMENT

She made her first fortune on the Gilded Mile selling umbrellas the day before it rained, and has never explained how she knew. Clocks near her run a minute late. She has stopped apologising for it.

EVIDENCE

NAME REGISTER

  1. NAMES GIVEN198
  2. NAMES THAT STUCK198
  3. OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS AFFECTED1
  4. NICKNAME FOR COMET MINTNONE ON FILE

RECOVERED · PARTIAL

The rest of the page is water damage. One passage is legible: at her first card game in , she renamed every player at the table before the second hand. One of them has been Biscuit ever since, including on official documents. A sentence here was blacked out by hand.

SHE NAMED HALF OF THE ATELIER QUARTER.

NOBODY HAS EVER NAMED HER.

THE LAB IS WATCHING

The file stays on the Lab's desk. Some files you don't put away.

THIS PAGE WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE.

RESTRICTED MATERIAL · SEALED BY THE LABFILE 08218 · RM-01

WHY EVERYONE GETS A NICKNAME.

NICKNAME FOR COMET MINTNONE ON FILE

PULL THE SEAL ALONG THE TAPE — OR BREAK IT.
PERSONAL ACCESS · CHANGES NOTHING IN THE ARCHIVE

PAGE 4 · MISSING FROM THE FOLDER: empty.

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