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1 VOICES ON RECORD

THE WATERFRONT KEEPS A CHAIR FOR HIM.

KNOWN AS · Low-Tide Ballast

“TOO BRIGHT TO TRUST.”

Everyone on the Waterfront has a story about Low-Tide Ballast. Most of them are even true.

Mad LAD #7864
THE ONE THEY'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT

AS TOLD IN THE BAR · a landlady who asked not to be named

“Pull up a stool. He learned to sail before he learned to walk, on a boat that technically belonged to the Grey Fleet. He glows faintly in the dark, which has ruined every attempt at a quiet exit.”

HE CAN GET ANYTHING INTO SEALEVEL.

HE CAN'T GET HIMSELF OUT.

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AS THEY TELL IT

The anchor homburg is how the street knows he is coming.

By then it is usually too late to leave.

THE GOOD PART

“Then it gets good. The harbour patrol once searched his boat from bow to stern and found exactly what the manifest said. One officer swore afterwards that the hold was shorter on the inside than on the outside.”

Detail of Mad LAD #7864

AS THEY TELL IT

Nobody has ever seen him use the Python.

Nobody has ever needed to.

LAST ORDERS

“His boat is in dry dock. He says it's repairs. The Grey Fleet suspects a hiding place. That's the lot. Don't let anyone tell it to you shorter.”

THE BAR GOES QUIET FOR THIS PART.

RESTRICTED MATERIAL · SEALED BY THE LABFILE 07864 · RM-01

WHO HE IS SMUGGLING OUT.

PULL THE SEAL ALONG THE TAPE — OR BREAK IT.
PERSONAL ACCESS · CHANGES NOTHING IN THE ARCHIVE

THE FILE ENDS BEHIND THE SEAL.

END OF FILE

ARCHIVE RECORD CLOSED

FILE 07864 · OPENED BY THE COMMUNITY · 6 OCT 2026

Fiction from the Lab's archive, written from these traits. Not Mad Lads canon. Not on-chain history.